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Paint the Town Red, a short story

Matt: "Hey Kris, congratulations on your election as the new president of the Logan County Federation of Republican Women." Kris: "Thanks, Matt. The girls and I are goin down to Carter Street tonight. We're gonna paint the town red to celebrate. You wanna join us?" Matt: "Sure. I'll meet y'all at the Warehouse Bar 'round 10?" Kris: "NO WAY! Why would I want to sit at a bar pouring MIND-ALTERING BOOZE into my craws?" Matt: "But I thought you said you and the girls were gonna paint the town red?" Kris: "We are. We're gonna go paint a house. Isn't that what you do for fun?"

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